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Joke of the Day

"Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook."

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."

"My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I just had to put my foot down."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."

"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."

"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."