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Joke of the Day

"Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook."

"A comment suitable for most of the reddit jokes Repost"

"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."

"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."

"My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything."

"You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs."

"What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band"

"Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment."