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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."
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"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."
"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."
"Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?"
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."
"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."
"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."
"A missing joke If found please pm me."