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Joke of the Day
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
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"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"
"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"
"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"
"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""
"Yo momma so nasty... that flesh eating bacteria won't even eat her pussy."
"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."