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"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They're stuck at C for years"
"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."
"Damn baby You drive me #4011."
"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."
"I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job."
"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."
"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug."