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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"
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"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"
"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."
"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""
"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."
"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"
"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR."
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""