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Joke of the Day
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
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"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."
"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"
"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."
"[Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on."
"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"
"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."
"when my kids lose a tooth i'm gonna put euros under their pillow they'll cry but i'll be all uh oh looks like daddy has to take us to europe"
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."