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"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

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"Not to be vague, but stuff and things"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."
"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"
"As if being a surgeon wasn't enough you're a general too?"
" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "
"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."