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Joke of the Day

"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""

"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."

"You're not allowed to say ""long story short"" after talking for 30 minutes."

"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."

"When I told my buddy that I'd be with his mom tonight, he informed me that she had died 5 years ago That's never stopped me before"

"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"

"Guy in restaurant: Mam, are u ok? Are u choking? Me: *wipes off drool & removes a cherry stem from my mouth that's not tied in a knot*"

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"