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Joke of the Day

"1890 How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist? (alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended."

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose."

"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber."

"What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas? A better son."

"When I was growing up, we were so poor that... Soap-on-a-rope was considered to be jewelry in our house."

"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."

"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"

"It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin."

"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"