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Joke of the Day
"How do you calculate the length of rosemary? Sprigonometry"
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"I charged my phone, but I didn't have enough evidence to indict, so I had to let it go."
"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"
"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. Six years old."
"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"
"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"
"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."