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Joke of the Day
"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."
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"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out."
"Facebook: Helping you acknowledge the existence of people you had been successfully ignoring for years."
"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"
"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
"Canadians pack your bags We have another immigration crisis"
"You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget."
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"
"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."