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Joke of the Day

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"

"97% of the women who are in ""open relationships"" are also ""completely unaware that they are in an open relationship."""

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"The world's shortest dirty joke ... Gynecologist found drug stash."

"Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology."

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"

"An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl. To wit, to woo."

"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"