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Joke of the Day

"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"

"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."

"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"

"Why did the suicide bomber not show up to work? He got mad at the wrong alarm clock."

"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."

"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"

"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."

"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."

"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."