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Joke of the Day

"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"

"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"

"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"

"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""

"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now."

"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."

"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."