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Joke of the Day

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."

"Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two."

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"

"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."

"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."

"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"

"A man overdosed on viagra No joke. http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/current-affairs/dad-takes-35-viagra-pills-as-a-dare-20150920-gjqqt7.html"

"My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?"

"This Subreddit."