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Joke of the Day
"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."
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"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"
"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"
"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""
"I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"
"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"
"Is it a good idea to have multiple PhDs? To a certain degree."