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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"
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"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"
"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."
"Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted? Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?"
"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"
"If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving? Stuffing stockers."
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags? A Pillow Fight"
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."
"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."
"Why so Mexicans have red eyes after Sex?! Pepperspray..."