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Joke of the Day

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"

"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."

"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"

"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"