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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."
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"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."
"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."
"I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though"
"What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit? Try to neghostiate."
"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."
"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"
"What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because it was my first wank in a week"
"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava But only once"