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Joke of the Day
"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."
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"Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are."
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
"I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them."
"A group of people walk into a bar... An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""is this some kind of a joke?"""
"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"