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Joke of the Day

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava But only once"

"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."

"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"

"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."

"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"

"I hate Russian Dolls They're full of themselves."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."