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Joke of the Day

"PROFESSOR X: Quick! Magneto, save that bus full of kids! MAGENTO: I think you've got the wrong guy. *turns everything purple*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !"

"Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work."

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"What is the sun's favourite kind of food? Sol food"

"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"

"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."