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Joke of the Day
"What is the sun's favourite kind of food? Sol food"
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"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."
"Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler."
"Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch."
"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"
"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
"Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into A Bar and Does Not..."
"On second thought this ""Thug's Life"" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans."
"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."
"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."