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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because ""his leaves are getting on our lawn."""

"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."

"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."