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Joke of the Day

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"

"Bruce Springsteen isn't very good at math I don't think anyone's heard him count past the number 4 in years."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face."

"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."

"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"

"Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie."

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"3 guys walk into a bar Three guys walk into a bar. The forth guy ducks."

"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"