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Joke of the Day
"Your so dense, light must bend around you."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."
"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"
"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"
"What's the difference between England and a tea bag ? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer"
"So a proctologist is examining a patient. He pulls an anal thermometer out of his coat to make some notes. Looks at it and says ""Damnit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Why is there no volume control on the microwave? Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza?"
"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."