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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."

"- Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often."

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think my game is improving?"" Caddy: ""Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."""

"I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up"

"What do all the sexy ladies of r/gonewild have in common? Daddy issues"

"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant."

"Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!"

"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."