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Joke of the Day

"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"

"I heard Donald Trump has read a lot of different books.. ..Apparently for the most part he never made it past Chapter 11."

"What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome"

"My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo... Now I have to fill her slot..."

"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"

"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."

"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."

"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."