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Joke of the Day
"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."
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"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."
"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"
"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"
"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."
"Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work"
"Jokes in English Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""
"ME: *opens car door for date like a gentleman* DATE: *running and out of breath* PLEASE STOP THE CAR"
"Feminists are like Mr. Bean They do stupid stuff and everybody laughs at them!"