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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."

"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"I wonder if Jeremy Irons ever quietly laughs to himself while he's ironing."

"Yo mama so fat that black holes revolve around her."

"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"

"I always get ""homophobe"" and ""homophone"" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk."

"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."

"What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common? They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most."

"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."