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Joke of the Day

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"The richest man in the world will be the one who creates a pair of sunglasses that automatically plays a guitar solo when slightly lowered."

"I slept with a girl the other day, she called me daddy. I guess I have a Freudian prick"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 122, 123, 124!"

"Me: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Padre: What is your sin, my child? Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . ."

"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"

"What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China."

"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."