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Joke of the Day

"Me: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Padre: What is your sin, my child? Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . ."

"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"

"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."

"My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come."

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"A good woman is easy to find... You just have to go to the cemetery and dig one up."

"Whatever happened to Robot Jones? He got cancelled."

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."

"Damn girl, are you a door? Because I want to slam you!"