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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
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"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"
"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die."
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Dating tip: surprise your date by being a giraffe"
"How is religion like a penis? You can have a penis, and you can be proud of your penis, but don't shove your penis in my face."
"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."