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Joke of the Day

"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."

"I came home to find my best friend fucking my girlfriend Bad dog, you know you're not allowed on the furniture."

"Having only ever competed in the 100m dash, what did the professional sprinter say after his first 200m race? I've finally turned a corner in my career."

"Why did Gigi leave the party angrily? Because she's Hadid."

"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"

"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."

"It's like an orgasm in your mouth Someone gave me a dessert and said ""Try this, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth."" I replied: ""You know what tastes like an orgasm in my mouth? Fifty bucks."""

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"

"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."

"Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun"