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Joke of the Day

"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."

"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"

"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."

"Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too."

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"

"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."