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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
Next Joke
"I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots. It's called Psychoceramics."
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."
"What do you call one black person on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon? *Problem Solved*"
"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""
"Your momma so fat... Her splash attack does damage"
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife... EDIT: Damn this blew up. Thanks guys!"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick"
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"