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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"
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"Scariest thing ever The scariest thing in the world is waking up with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other. I was so scared I almost swerved off the road!"
"I hate people who leave jokes hanging. Its like a"
"DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown! mesage me for details!!! ME: omg a talkimg city"
"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."
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"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."