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Joke of the Day

"DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown! mesage me for details!!! ME: omg a talkimg city"

"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."

"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"

"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"The son tells his dad he just lost his virginity Dad: That's my boy, come sit here and tell me how it was! Son: I can't sit down, dad..."

"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"

"I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year."

"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."

"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."