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Joke of the Day

"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."

"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. YOU'RE THE MAILMAN. I'M ED QUEER. THIS IS MY FAMILY. WE JUST MOVED IN. I'LL SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE. SORRY IM YELLING."

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."

"Dad I have to poo! ""Dad I have to poo!"" No answer. ""Dad I have to poo!"" Still no answer. ""Dad I really have to poo!"" ""OK son, I'm pulling out."""

"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"