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Joke of the Day

"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""

"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."

"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"

"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"

"According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago."

"What do you call a Russian sex offender who is trying to quit smoking? A vape-ist"