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Joke of the Day

"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""

"Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'"

"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."

"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""

"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"

"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"

"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."

"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""

"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."