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Joke of the Day

"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"

"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."

"What do you call a Shock Jock that goes clean? Showered Stern. I'll see myself out."

"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."