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Joke of the Day
"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."
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"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy."
"Isis released a statement saying, ""Fuck Tom Brady!"" Turns out they heard that he is the G.O.A.T."
"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."
"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."
"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""
"A girl in a car gets pulled over, Girl: I thought you don't give tickets to pretty women? Cop: that's right we don't. Now sign here."
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""
"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"
"One mans trash... ""One man's rubbish is another man's treasure"" is a fantastic Idiom. But it's a horrible way to tell your kid that he's adopted."