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Joke of the Day

"I got fired from my job at the Orange Juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."

"We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer"

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. She never says anything, but I know it hurts that she gets less gifts because of how close Christmas is."

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."

"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."