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Joke of the Day

"If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies."

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"What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights? A Sir conference."
"Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods is white people's real Twilight."
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"
"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."
"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."
"bet i can make you wipe your screen"