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Joke of the Day

"A jew girl's doctor tricked her into having sex with him. Hesadic was good for her."

"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."

"What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security."

"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."""

"Anyone know any good HP Lovecraft jokes? I only know a few Old Ones."

"He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary"

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"I'm not sure where Heisenberg is... But I know he's not with Pauli."

"Hi, my name is USA, and I am... addicted to starting wars in Muslim countries. This is my first meeting and I'm a little nervous."

"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."