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Joke of the Day
"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."
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"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."
"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."
"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."
"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."
"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."
"My 2 year old wanted to race me home from daycare and I am TOTALLY winning. I don't even see her tricycle in my rear-view mirror."
"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""