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Joke of the Day
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"
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"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."
"How to die from falling down stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 22 Step 23"
"When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?"
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"
"Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle? No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor."
"What's Green and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Finger"
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"
"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"