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Joke of the Day

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public. Unfortunately, I couldn't recall."

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"I've been told I'm a compulsive liar and a hypochondriac but I don't worry about it."

"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."