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Joke of the Day

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."
"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."
"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"
"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."
"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"
"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."
"Thanks to Twitter, I can't go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?"
"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"
"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."