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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."
"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"
"A man cooled himself to -273.15 Celsius But don't worry he's 0k"
"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"
"Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice..."
"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"
"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."
"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."
"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."