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Joke of the Day

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""

"Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked ""Have your eyes ever been checked?"" ""No"" said the worker. ""They've always been brown."""

"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""

"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"

"What's gambling like in heaven? It's a pair-a-dice."

"Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"