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Joke of the Day

"which spice, according to jamaicans, is definitely going to hell? the cinnamon!"

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"

"I'm voting my fridge for president. Because America needs to chill the fuck out."

"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"

"Hell, even an 80-year-old prostitute works more often than twitter."

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"