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Joke of the Day

"which spice, according to jamaicans, is definitely going to hell? the cinnamon!"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""

"Thor. He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is ""crusher""."

"Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry. I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon."

"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."