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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"
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"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"
"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"
"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"Father: "" I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."" Son: "" I'm sorry you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."""
"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"