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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."

"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."

"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."

"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."

"How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb."

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"