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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."

"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off you c*nt!"""

"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't get across, but he made it to the other side."

"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"